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WTF Wrong is the New Right Special
Hallo Readers, Amongst all the things for which that WTF cannot forgive Michael Gove, which includes just about everything he has done since his balls dropped, his worst offence was during the Brexit...
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WTF Christmas Turkey Poll 2016
Hallo Readers, It’s here!! The WTF Christmas Turkey is back and more horrible than ever. No really – what follows is a series of really revolting fashion disasters, as bad as any collection WTF has...
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WTF All Things Golden Special
Hallo Readers, Rather like Cameron and Piggate, the truth of the lurid allegations concerning President-Elect Trump is almost irrelevant. Schadenfreude is a basic human right and since every other...
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WTF We’re Offski Special
Hallo Readers, This week Theresa May gave us her Brexit vision, clad, or should that be plaid, in her “lucky” tartan Vivienne Westwood trouser suit, the one which makes her look like Great Uncle...
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WTF Inauguration Special
Hallo Readers, Last month, WTF ranted about the new contempt for facts, learning and experience in a blog entitled WTF Wrong is the New Right Special which made Cassandra look cheery, warning that it...
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WTF Ban (Not that it is a Ban) Special
Hallo Readers, If there is one thing worse than than an ignoramus, it is an ignoramus who does not actually want to know anything because s/he is going to do it anyway. And that is the Trump...
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WTF Robots Special
Hallo Readers, WTF’s dad used to tell a joke about a man driving around rural Ireland, hopelessly lost. Eventually, he sees a farmer leaning on his fence and stops the car. “Excuse me”, he says, “I’m...
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WTF Super-Mega-Gigantic Awards Special
Hallo Readers, It has been the sort of week that made WTF want to poke out her eyes with chopsticks before setting about her ears with a rusty knife. Yes, losing one ear was good enough for Van Gogh...
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WTF By-Election Special
Hallo Readers, A man goes back to the doctor, who tells him that there is good news and bad news. The good news, he says, is that the man has a day to live. The man is stunned. “What’s the bad news?”,...
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WTF Oscars Debacle Special
Hallo Readers, WTF is no fan of the House of Lords, an unelected ragbag of former politicians, academics, lawyers, arselickers, moneybags, ageing luvvies and people whose...
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The WTF Lies, Lies and More Lies Special
Hallo Readers, Apologies for the appearance of the blog. WordPress.com has inexplicably decided to omit the justified text button without any justification, at which WTF is in great indignation. She...
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WTF Not Cowed Special
Hallo Readers, It did not take long for the vultures to circle over the corpses left by the London terror attacks on Wednesday. It is an ill wind that blows nobody any good and in this case a notable...
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WTF The Death of Shame Special
Hallo Readers, If ever there was an oxymoron, it is “House Intelligence”, as in House Intelligence Committee which is currently investigating connections between the Trump election campaign and/or...
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WTF Chocolate Cake Special
Hallo Readers, It is Good Friday. But will we be here the same time next year or will the World be blown to smithereens? Russia is cross with the US for bombing Syria. Syria is more than cross with the...
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WTF Le Pen Special
Hallo Readers. Are you sick of the election already? WTF certainly is. Have you heard anyone say anything interesting? Has anyone inspired you? Does it fill you with joy when Sir Michael Fallon comes...
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WTF Bumper Fifth Birthday Special
Hallo Readers, Who knew politics would be this tricky? President Maydogan certainly didn’t. She seemed to think that we would leave the EU with everyone lined up to wave us off like in The Sound of...
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WTF Islington Special
Hallo Readers, Here in the People’s Republic of Islington, home of the Guardian-reading, quinoa-consuming, Pinot-Noir-drinking, poncy Liberal Elite, things are, not to put too fine a point on it,...
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WTF Bandwagon Special
Hallo Readers, After Manchester, some small things made you feel that humanity had not completely died at 10 30 pm on Monday. Doctors and nurses came into work whether they were supposed to be there or...
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WTF No-Show Special
Hallo Readers, Our glorious leader called an election for next Thursday so we could all back her glorious vision of Brexit. We know that it is a glorious vision although we don’t know what it is...
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WTF Summer Stinker Poll 2017
Hallo Readers, What with the horrific events of last weekend and the General Election campaign, this is the time to cheer ourselves up with some inconsequential silliness. So no rant this week, no It’s...
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