WTF Totty Special
Hallo Readers, Bob Stewart MP, 66, is a former British Army Colonel and was a United Nations Commander in Bosnia. WTF was an ardent fan of Bob, with his turquoise beret set an a jaunty angle and his...
View ArticleWTF Rough and Tumble Special
Hallo Readers, Last week, WTF held forth in her imitable way about the vile Mayoral campaign conducted by Tory candidate Zac Goldsmith which vilified and smeared the Labour candidate, Sadiq Khan. It...
View ArticleWTF Injunction Special
Hallo Readers, You can go on Google or Twitter or have a chat with the bloke in the local emporium or live in Canada or the US or Scotland and you will know the name of matey boy, the “celebrity” who...
View ArticleWTF Connubial Bliss Special
Hallo Readers, WTF always thought that the marriage of thespians Johnny Depp, 52, and Amber Heard, 30, was unlikely to go the distance, but at 15 months, it came in seriously under budget. Last week,...
View ArticleWTF Sad Special
Hallo Readers, This has been a horrible, awful week of murder, mayhem and hatred, a week that tests your faith in people and decency and humanity to the utmost. On Sunday, 49 people were shot dead in...
View ArticleWTF SUMMER STINKER POLL 2016
Hallo Readers, So we’re out. It only happened a few hours ago and already the currency is crashing, Nigel Farage thinks he’s Churchill and David Cameron is holed up in his bunker, stunned and shortly...
View ArticleWTF Ferrets Fighting In A Sack Special
Hallo Readers, Here is where we are. England and Wales voted to leave the EU whilst Scotland and Northern Ireland voted to remain and may well break away, leaving two little countries going it alone....
View ArticleWTF Wimmin Special
Hallo Readers, Well, Michael Gove, let that be a lesson for you. No-one likes a turncoat. No-one likes a back-stabber, or for that matter, a front-stabber. No-one likes a double back-stabber, or for...
View ArticleWTF Snakes and Ladders Special
Hallo Readers, WTF is angry. Correction. WTF is boiling bloody mad. She has been boiling bloody mad since the Referendum result and every day increases her fury as the country lurches from one farce to...
View ArticleWTF Loadsamoney Special
Hallo Readers, This week, WTF forked out £25 to join the Labour Party (actually rejoin, she was a member many years ago, then lapsed), for the sole purpose of voting out Jeremy Corbyn. The truth? She...
View ArticleWTF Presidential Special
Hallo Readers, This blog is dedicated to my beloved friend Barbara, who died suddenly a year ago and is very much missed. WTF kept hoping that Donald Trump’s presidential bid was a giant hoax, like...
View ArticleWTF Entitlement Special
Hallo Readers, Everyone was already very worked up by the Cameron Resignation Honours List, which was leaked to the Sunday Times last weekend. WTF certainly was. Regular Readers will know that she is...
View ArticleWTF Down and Dirty in Rio Special
Hallo Readers, Four years ago, WTF described the Olympics, somewhat churlishly, as a process where someone you have never heard of from somewhere you didn’t know existed can win a medal in a sport you...
View ArticleWTF VMAs Special
Hallo Readers, The NHS is sick and Jeremy Hunt, Secretary of State for Health, is making it sicker. His smug expression and NHS pin prominently displayed in his lapel certainly make WTF sick. That Hunt...
View ArticleWTF Vaz Special
Hallo Readers, Were it not for the warm weather and the desire to discover whether Helen Titchener gets off stabbing her horrible husband in Radio 4’s The Archers (what do you mean, you don’t listen?),...
View ArticleWTF Punch-Up Special
Hallo Readers, Here is Steven Woolfe MEP, the putative Leader of the United Kingdom Independence Party, having a lie-down on a walkway at the European Parliament in Strasbourg. Actually he was not...
View ArticleWTF Trumptapegate Special
Hallo Readers, On Tuesday, post-Trumptapegate, there was a shameful interview on Radio 4’s Today programme. Sneery presenter Justin Webb asked Everyday Sexism’s Laura Bates whether men were still...
View ArticleWTF Life On Mars Special
Hallo Readers, A goes out with his mate B in the small Welsh town where he was born. A was a footballer playing for a big club, B a footballer playing for a minor club. Much alcohol is taken. B picks...
View ArticleWTF Brexit Ballsup Special
Hallo Readers, Do you remember all that stuff about Sovereignty and UK Parliament making UK laws and UK Courts not bowing down to Foreign Judges and unelected bureaucratic fat cats? Well, Brexiteers,...
View ArticleWTF Don’t Hold the Front Page Special
Hallo Readers, Thomas Mair is a white supremacist, although he is superior to no-one. He is an unemployed gardener who is obsessed with Nazis, virulently anti-semitic and he hates anyone who is not...
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