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WTF Benn, Beer and Bingo Special
Hallo Readers, Last Friday, just as WTF’s tribute to Bob Crow was published, the news broke that Labour Party grandee and former Cabinet Minister Tony Benn had died peacefully aged 88. Once again,...
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WTF Long Lost Voters Special
Hallo Readers, Autumn has arrived, making you wonder where the last 12 months went. (As we gear up to start bombing Iraq, you wonder where the last 11 years went but that is another blog). The Party...
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WTF Jim-Jams Special
Hallo Readers, Nothing restores you to good humour better than a Tory sex scandal and last weekend delivered in bucketfuls. Brooks Newmark, a balding millionaire who (in tabloid-speak) is 56 and a...
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WTF Grayling Special
Hallo Readers, Former Lord Chancellors of this Sceptred Isle include Thomas À Beckett, Cardinal Wolsey, Sir Thomas More, Lord Eldon, Lord Halsbury and Lord Haldane. And now we have non-lawyer Chris...
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WTF Oscar Special
Hallo Readers, This week a man was sent to prison for killing his girlfriend. His family was shocked and angry. Friends and family of the deceased felt vindicated. Yes, poor Peter Barlow off Coronation...
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WTF Push The Boat Out Special
Hallo Readers, This week Sir Nicholas Winton, an astonishing 105 years old and still sharp as a tack, was honoured by the Czech Government for his work 76 years ago when he saved 669 Jewish children by...
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WTF Enquiry Into The Enquiry Special
Hallo Readers, When you apply to join the Civil Service (subsidised lunches plus a Knighthood or a Damehood if you hang around long enough – and why would you go anywhere else with that fuck-off,...
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WTF RIP Dapper Special
Hallo Readers, WTF had never heard of Dapper Laughs, the cockney geezer alter ego of “comedian” Daniel O’Reilly until she received a tweet last Monday from WTF aficionado Annette Lewis demanding that...
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WTF They All Got It Wrong Special
Hallo Readers, On his release 5 weeks ago, WTF expressed the view that although Ched Evans was, on any view, a scumbag, he should on balance be allowed to return to his job playing football for...
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WTF Cornucopia of Fashion Horrors Special
Hallo Readers, Many years ago WTF’s parents were on holiday in Paris. Walking through the Bois de Boulogne, they passed a bench with a tramp snoozing on it, whereupon a gendarme appeared,...
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WTF Agincourt Special
Hallo Readers, 2014 is the 100th anniversary of World War 1 and the 70th anniversary of the D-Day Landings when brave men and women laid down their lives for freedom. Last Friday, another series of...
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WTF Teatime Special
Hallo Readers, Afternoon tea at Claridge’s is an elegant affair. For a mere £50 a head, waiters hover topping up the teapot as you feast on a selection of finger sandwiches, pastries various and...
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WTF Christmas Turkey 2014 Poll Special
Hallo Readers and Happy New Year! Here it is! The WTF Christmas Turkey 2014 Poll featuring the worst of the last 6 months since you voted in June for the WTF Summer Stinker 2014. Here are 21 examples...
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WTF SAG Awards Special
Hallo Readers, Wednesday was Holocaust Memorial Day, the 70th anniversary of the liberation of Auschwitz where millions died, there and in other death camps. Some died because they were Jews. Some died...
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WTF Tits Are Being Worn This Year Special
Hallo Readers, There is an old song with the chorus “It’s the same the whole world over, it’s the poor what gets the blame, it’s the rich what gets the pleasure, ain’t it all a bleedin’ shame”. How...
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WTF Outrage Special
Hallo Readers In Copenhagen last Saturday, a young Muslim man shot through a café window where people had gathered to discuss blasphemy and cartoons depicting the Prophet Mohammed. Amongst those...
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WTF IT’S A NO SPECIAL
Hallo Readers, When you ask the Prime Minister a straight question to which the answer is either “yes” or “no”, namely are you willing to take part in a face-to-face televised election debate with...
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WTF Paris Fashion Week Front Row Special
Hallo Readers, The Daily Mail dislikes anything or anyone that does not fall within its definition of Traditional British Values which is pretty much everything or everyone apart from St. Margaret of...
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WTF Words Special
Hallo Readers, “When I use a word,’ Humpty Dumpty said in rather a scornful tone, ‘it means just what I choose it to mean — neither more nor less.” “The question is,’ said Alice, ‘whether you can...
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WTF Brass Neck Is The New Shame Special
Hallo Readers, Last week, WTF excoriated slimeball Grant Shapps, Chairman of the Conservative Party, for not telling the truth about his business affairs and then threatening his constituent with a...
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