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WTF Kangaroo Bits Special
Hallo Readers, Rishi Sunak has completed his second week as PM. It is confusing trying to keep up, and perhaps he should be referred to in terms of his predecessors to put everything in context, like...
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WTF Demob Happy Special
Hallo Readers, This is the last blog until 23 December, as WTF is off abroad to escape this shitshow of a Government before she goes completely off her head. So you will have to entertain yourself...
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WTF Politics and Fashion Special
Hallo Readers Hallo Readers and Happy New Year, In an environment where egregious falsehoods are peddled as part of the daily cut and thrust of political life, standards start to slip. But even by...
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WTF One Backside at Two Weddings Special
Hallo Readers, One could write about the furore surrounding Prince Harry’s book in just three words. Make. It. Stop. If only. Every day, our royal hero pops up on some chat show or interview, turgidly...
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WTF Augean Stables Special
Hallo Readers, To be honest, there are few, if any, members of the current Cabinet you would want to hang around with. Michael Gove? Grant Shapps? Suella Braverman? I mean, come on – wouldn’t you...
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WTF Lorelei Special
Hallo Readers, This week saw a public fracas between two people where the sentient public would be hard pressed to pick the most dislikable. In the blue corner, we have the 21st Century version of the...
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WTF Lefty Lawyers Special
Hallo Readers, This week Cruela de Braverman, the woman whose every hour, awake and asleep, is consumed with keeping millions, if not billions, of foreigners out of the UK, particularly ones in boats,...
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WTF Lineker and Oscars Special
Hallo Readers, As a player, Gary Lineker was famous for a number of things, including never getting booked during his whole career. WTF suspects that he never scored an own goal either, which is more...
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WTF Fiction Special
Hallo Readers, In WTF’s favourite comedy, The Importance of Being Earnest, venerable governess Miss Prism, speaking of a novel she once wrote, says ‘the good end happily and the bad unhappily – that...
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WTF Indictment Special
Hallo Readers, It is an ill wind that blows nobody any good. Barely an hour after a grand jury in New York handed down indictments against Donald Trump, the former President was already launching a...
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WTF Temper Tantrum Special
Hallo Readers, In the unlikely event that you needed proof of America having gone to hell in a handcart, look no further than Nashville, Tennessee. Yesterday the State’s House of Representatives voted...
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WTF Suella Special
Hallo Readers, In recent weeks, two Muslim men have been viciously assaulted on their way back from the mosque, one of them actually set on fire and sustaining life changing injuries. Synagogues and...
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WTF Silliness Special
Hallo Readers, So how excited are you about the coronation on Saturday? Are you busily baking your coronation quiche? (Query – if it is vegetarian, why has it got bloody lard in it? What is the point...
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WTF Coronation Special
Hallo Readers, Last week, WTF told you that the Coronation would be a great spectacle and it was. When your place is in the world is diminished and you no longer have military domination and are down...
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WTF Bullitt Special
Hallo Readers, When you think of a car chase, you think of Steve McQueen in Bullitt pursuing some nasty looking types up and down the steep streets of San Francisco or Gene Hackman in The French...
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WTF Cannes Red Carpet Special
Hallo Readers, Those of you who peruse this column regularly (thank you, thank you, thank you) will know that WTF is no fan of Suella Braverman, the woman who puts the gung-ho into Home Secretary. She...
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WTF Covid Inquiry Special
Hallo Readers, In 2021, Boris Johnson’s Government appointed former Court of Appeal Judge Lady Hallett to chair a ‘forensic and thoroughgoing’ inquiry into the UK’s response to the Covid pandemic. You...
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WTF Courtroom Special
Hallo Readers, ‘You must not tell us what the soldier, or any other man, said, Sir,’ interposed the judge; ‘it’s not evidence.’ ‘Wery good, my Lord,’ replied Sam. In The Pickwick Papers, Mr Pickwick...
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WTF Deranged Special
Hallo Readers, The former Prime Minister knowingly lied to the House of Commons, including lying about lying. He then lied to the Parliamentary Privileges Committee about whether he had lied to the...
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WTF Carry On Special
Hallo Readers, WTF is demob happy – she is off on holiday to France (rioters permitting) and then to Cornwall and so you are being given time off for good behaviour. She will be back on 11 August,...
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